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2 + 2 = 5 Că așa vrea mușkiu la guvern!



Thx to CM

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THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR !

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A:  It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down-under .'


Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A:  Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.


Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A:  Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them.


Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A:  Because they don't have any balls to scratch...
 
BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS


Q: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?
A:  Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose  .
 
 
Nominated as the world's best short joke


A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains ?'  

'Not yet,' she replied. 

Just marvelous!