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THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR !
Q: WHAT IS
AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A:
It's the same as a French kiss, but
'down-under .'
Q: WHAT DO
YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A:
Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a
Goodyear.
Q: WHY
WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A:
Because when they come, they're wild and
wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO
GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A:
Because they don't have any balls to
scratch...
BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS
Q: What is
a man's Ultimate embarrassment?
A:
Running into a wall with an erection and
breaking his nose .
Nominated as the world's best short joke
A
3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
'Mom', he
asked, 'Are these my brains ?'
'Not yet,'
she replied.
vineri, mai 31
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