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Imagini cu înțelesuri... multiple.

This is Not a Caterpillar

No, it’s not a caterpillar! It’s a group of European Bee-eaters on a branch on a frosty morning in May. Photographed from the car with a 500mm lens. It’s also a winning image in Adult Category of European Wild Wonders photo competition, November 2011. (Photo by: José Luis Rodríguez)

Chocolate Skulls Gone Nuts

If you’ve always had a secret desire to eat human brain, but couldn’t do that because of social norms, you’re in luck! You can get these delicious chocolate skulls with walnut brain on Etsy for $8. Of course it’s not the same, but it’s better than nothing!

Deer Pylons

This cool concept of deer-shaped pylons was created by DesignDepot, a design studio located in Moscow. They look so much better than the usual ones, but the manufacturing costs would probably be too high to make it happen.

Pig Buddy: Cutest USB Hub & Flash Drives Ever

This is probably the cutest USB Hub ever! Who could resist plugging in the little starving USB piggies? “To put some fun into the ever day boring USB’s and USB hubs we see day in, day out in every home, office and work place.” (By WePlayGod)

Mouse Hole Outlet Cover

I guess Jerry from Tom and Jerry wouldn’t be very happy about this. P.S.: unfortunately, I do not know the author of this cool idea. If anybody knows, please leave a comment.

Bicycle vs. Car

“This one runs on fat and saves you money / This one runs on money and makes you fat” I’ve borrowed this cool idea from Design to Improve Life and made it look a little bit nicer. You can find the original version on their Facebook Wall here. What’s interesting is that according to Reno Rambler’s calculations in terms of fuel cost, it can be almost three times as expensive to ride a bike if you run on Big Macs as it is to drive a car. So, what do you choose?
Thx to Plictisitul Panda

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Some other Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless telephone.

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburned because the sun wouldn't dare.

Chuck Norris was once stabbed with a knife. The knife bled to death.

911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.

When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't pushing himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

When Chuck Norris looks at himself in the mirror, there is no reflection. There can only be one Chuck Norris.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris will never have a heartattack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

On the 7th day God rested. Chuck Norris took over.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.

Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.

Chuck Norris runs until the treadmill gets tired.

Chuck Norris never uses a flashlight. He just stares into the darkness until it moves out of the way.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there's no signs of life.